he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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