Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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