She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
we should paint friendship bongs
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