Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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