I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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