I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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