Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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