My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
