Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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