If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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