eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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