1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
