You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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