I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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