it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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