dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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