Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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