I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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