just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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