Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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