she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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