I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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