If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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