how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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