But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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