: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize