he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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