do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You left your phone here
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