Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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