I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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