I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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