i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He felt like a one man threesome
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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