I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So many bounce houses so little time
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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