Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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