A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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