I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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