Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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