i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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