at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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