i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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