You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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