yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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