this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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