i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
