What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you would pick up someone in the library
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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