I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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