That's intense
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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