we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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