We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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