How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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