Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
