I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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