We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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