All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.