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• (586): View more from Michigan

  All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.

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• (518): View more from New York

  med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  That reminds me...we need to get swords

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.

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• (619): View more from California

  I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense

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• (585): View more from New York

  When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.

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