dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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