I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Green mimosas i think yes
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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